A Woman's Point of View on Marriage
Submitted by Sandra Mondor
1. Marriage is not a four-letter word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!!!)
2. Marriage is very much like a guitar; the more you strum, the more you hum.
3. Love is Marriage. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is the blind leading the blind.
4. Marriage is an tradition in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets the third degree.
5. Marriage is a thing in which a man's gets a ring on his finger and leaves his ring around the bathtub.
6. Married is just another box to check on a Revenue Canada Income Tax form.
7. Marriage is not just getting a husband but also a mother-in-law, father-in-law, sister-in-law etc..
8. Marriage requires a woman to prepare for 5 types of "RINGS" :
a) The Engagement Ring
b) The Wedding Ring
c) The ChildBearing
d) The Diapering
e) The Snoring
f) The Boring
9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
-In the first year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man does not listen.
-In the second year, the woman speaks and the man does not listen.
-In the THIRD year, they are both speaking and not laughing at same things at the same time.
10. It is true that love is blind, but marriage is good to go into with your eyes open.
11. Getting married is very much like going to the moviesÉ..the man actor is never what you would want, but the woman actor is always what he would want.
12. It's true; all women are born free and superior - but not when they get married to a man (why? because it would take two men to be equal to a woman).
13. There was this woman who whispered a few words in the Church and found herself wed. A year later he heard her whisper something in her sleep and almost found herself dead!
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; he takes out the garbage and she gives him head.
15. Daughter: How much does it cost to get married, Mom? Mom : I don't know daughter, my parents are still paying for it.
Daughter: Is it true, Mom, that I heard that in ancient China, a woman knows her husband - until they marry? Mom : That happens everywhere, dear. EVERYWHERE!
16. There was one woman who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married!"
17. Love is a wedding, the honey moon is a sweet dream, and marriage is a wake up call.
18. It is said that when a woman holds a manŐs hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is for keeping her hands warm.
19. When a newly married woman looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married woman looks happy - we want to know how.
20. There was this woman who told her lover that she would go to hell and back for him. He said she was too good for him and they got married. She should have believed him.
21. Marriage is like a political convention - those on the outside want to get in, and those on the inside want to get out.
22. It is a belief that a woman is not complete until she marriesÉ.. I said it was a belief - not gospel!
23. Three words for a successful marriage: Oh! Yeah! Right! Sorry!
With tongue in cheek,
Sandi |
